The Russian invader, who wants to return from the war, asks his mother to contact the prosecutor’s office because of the impossibility of obtaining the relevant documents. War in Ukraine got the best of him as he is not mincing his words describing his retreat from the encirclement.
(R)=Russian soldier (W)=Woman
(W): Why weren’t you calling?
(R): Mum, I had no time, we’ve had difficult nights… Barely managed to…
(R): No, go to the prosecution right today, do it… let them *beep*… bastards *beep*… we came out of the encirclement, we almost got killed *beep*. That’s why I couldn’t *call*. All night we walked out on foot. Andrey hit a grenade, he’s wounded. I was walking in the front, he was behind. We walked out and I’m not going anywhere anymore, f*ck them. Sent us here like meat.
(W): Did everyone come out?
(R): Of course not, we got smashed up, I’m telling you… they just sent us in like cannon fodder for slaughter.
(W): Did you see your command? What did they tell you?
(R): My commander will now go there and tell them *the HQs* that this and that is going home, and f*ck with him. There are documents for the whole brigade, right?
(R): So I’m leaving, you should pray that I can leave today or tomorrow, I’m leaving because my commander is assisting me with this… we came out of the encirclement together with him.
(W): Do I need to go to the prosecution office with this?
(R): Go and kick their *sses for dragging this out… punish these f*cking scumbags… Me and Tolyan will be leaving together.
(W): Won’t they say you ran away?
(R): Don’t bother, it’s going to be alright. If they discharge us that’s the most they can do. I don’t give a f*ck about this f*cking army, with their animalistic treatment, like f*cking meat. When I come back I’ll be f*cking suing them for not letting me go when we submitted the documents… What did they say – they said “in an emergency I can leave as a 200 *dead* or 300 *wounded* out of here”? That’s f*cking normal? I don’t give a sh*t about these motherf*ckers. If they don’t like it they can fire me, I have a good reason. My mom is sick and I have a child, her granddaughter. I don’t give a f*ck!
(W): Just make sure you tell your command, okay?
(R): My commander will be going now to the main HQs and tell them everything. No one *usually* signs anything, they just leave and that’s it. My commander will just say I’m not needed and let me go.